Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
what is it with giant penises always finding me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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