he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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