I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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