a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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