"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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