Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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