I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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