Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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