To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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