i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Randomize
