Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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