I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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