I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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