We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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