I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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