i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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