So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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