is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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