marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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