dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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