if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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