this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
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