Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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