Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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