I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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