i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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