you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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