People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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