haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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