I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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