Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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