420 ftw
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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