I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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