I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Damn victory sex feels great
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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