why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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