Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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