I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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