Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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