Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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