gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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