This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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