He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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