I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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