the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
