How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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