Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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