We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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