he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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