i don't like sucking hair
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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