i would punch a child for taco bell
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Alive.
So much puke
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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